The Scarlet Letter

Author: Natedog Hawkthorne

Mr. Dungle's 11th Grade Book #8

By JACK MARROWSTERN

 

There’s this lady, and she’s pregnant and the peasants are all, booo!  gross, we hate babies!  But she seems to not mind her baby, then there’s this like gnarly guy who’s all, so what’ve been up to wife, and she’s all, nothing!  But he’s all I’m figure it out, I’m a doctor! 

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And the lady has to wear a big ole A on her chest because no way that baby is her husband’s baby.  And the minister guy is the papa, but God said don’t have babies, so he’s all, now what!? 

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So the doctor tortures the doctor’s brain until he just keels over and the lady and the baby are like, see ya, pasty.  And then the gnarly guy drops dead some time later while the lady and the baby are eating croissants. 

 

The End.